Model H-Fly – Domestic Surveillance Edition Area 51

2026-02-03T12:45:01-05:00

Price: 12.50 - 32.00 (14 variants)

You thought it was just a fly.

The Model H-Fly Tee / Hoodie breaks down the most advanced piece of “definitely not real” technology ever released to the public. Labeled like a classified blueprint, this design is for people who question everything, trust nothing, and side-eye every buzzing noise in the room.

Available as a soft everyday tee or a cozy hoodie built for staying alert, this piece is subtle enough to confuse people—and funny enough to let the right ones know you’re in on it.

🪰 Government-grade humor
📡 Low-altitude surveillance vibes
👀 Always watching. Allegedly.
🚫 You didn’t hear this from us

Wear it casually.
Act normal.