The Classic Stoney Bologna – Certified Couch Drip Casual Only

2026-02-03T12:44:56-05:00

Type: Certified Couch
Price: 12.50 - 32.00 (28 variants)

This is elite-level chill.

The Stoney Bologna Tee / Hoodie is for days when productivity is optional and vibes are mandatory. Featuring a zoned-out bologna character posted up on the couch with a controller, this design perfectly captures that “I’ll do it later” energy.

Whether you grab it as a soft everyday tee or a cozy hoodie built for couch missions, this piece is unapologetically lazy, painfully relatable, and dangerously comfortable. No hustle culture here—just snacks, games, and minding your business.

🥪 Peak couch potato energy
🎮 Gamer-approved comfort
💨 Mentally elsewhere
🚫 Responsibilities not included

Wear it when you’re doing nothing.