Why accept the map when you can rewrite it with attitude? The Sea You Later, Mexico Tank Top is a hilarious nod to the legendary moment Trump suggested renaming the Gulf of Mexico—and we said, “Bet.”
🔥 Why This Tank Is Making Waves:
✅ Geography Optional – Because if we’re building walls, might as well slap new names on water, too.
✅ Peak Petty Energy – For those who know trolling is an art form and a lifestyle.
✅ Soft as a Liberal's Feelings – Comfy AF cotton that keeps you cool while the comments section heats up.
Perfect for spring break in Florida, MAGA cookouts, or sparking geopolitical debates at the pool party. This isn’t just a tank top—it’s territorial comedy you can wear.
🚨 Limited Stock – Get yours before the next executive map update.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean